So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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