what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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