I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
