weddingsv make me drug and hornr
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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