Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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