Welp...herpes.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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