No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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