Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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