It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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