Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Where did you get a picture of my penis
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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