even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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