I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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