She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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