She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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