Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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