But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
