If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm sobbing to NWA
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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