what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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