Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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