White coat. Heels.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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