David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Are my feet made of real feet?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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