: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
