Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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