I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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