i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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