Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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