he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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