love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
