we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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