did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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