Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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