I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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