He is an equal opportunity slut.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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