Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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