took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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