Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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