He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You can make out without kissing
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