im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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