Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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