I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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