thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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