She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
