I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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