if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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