How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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