8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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