Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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