btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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