i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
