Will you blow on my dice?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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