I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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