I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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