summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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