I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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