i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
