So gin and wine won't be happening again
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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