i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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