Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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