he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
