when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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